As the rest of us stood in awe and fright, Emeth came up behind the fearsome creature and, lifting his arm and pointing, asserted loudly: "Bummm! Bum! Buuuum! Bum! Bum! Buuuuuummm! Bummm. Bum. Bum... bum."
Luckily, that's one of the few words he can say. It sure came in handy for him this day.